The devine beasts and various shrines didn’t quite fill the gap left behind from removing coherent dungeons. It had the same premise but it just didn’t have that same Zelda feel to exploration and puzzle solving. That and half the fun of the dungeon is the boss and when they all look the same it kind of takes the fun…

Just by that look on his face you can see that this man is living in a nightmare. He’s lost everything, seen his life’s work crumble, his name is now synonymous with depravity. But in all honesty, he deserves nothing less

I just don’t trust Konami with games these days. They dropped the ball hard for the past 3 years. Tying in a familiar title isn’t going to save them

thank you. I was hoping somebody would say it

of course, but honestly I just wanted to use the gif.

Congrats on being the first fish of the day I guess... couldn’t resist a dangling hook?

Oh good god. So we’re just opening to floodgates then? This comment section is going to be buried under so much toxic bullshit.

A fucking apron keeps you clean during and after climax! It’s a thoughtful gift for newlyweds

I love Nintendo, but what the fuck was that?

And you just knoooow those cardboard sheets are gonna cost an arm and a leg

I blame Jerry Springer

Well Bynes was probably assaulted by Nickelodeon exec Dan Schneider, so theres that

in before I’m reminded that some women do have penises and might have valid input about this subject!

Seriously, sarcastic quips used to be so much easier

women may have some powerful input on urinal cake design

I changed it to ‘bitches’. Lets make things worse, together!

she’s such a sweet kid. They’re going to make her into the next Amanda Bynes or Lindsay Lohan. Hell, they already had “Sexy Eleven” Halloween costumes. I hate this fucking society

She confronted him, he apologized. I’m not sure what she wants from him now. If she accepted the apology back when this happened, why bother coming back and making it public?

The Aristocrats!

Wait, I think I messed up

this reminds me of a joke.

How’d you guys get that picture of my mom for the headline pic?