but why did you keep telling him about the game if he asked you to stop? If he doesn’t want the tip just drop it

Coming from the site that has an endless scroll and pictures of a certain unlockable outfit. That sucked. Scrolled past an article accidentally and BAM, there goes one fun surprise.

I can feel Tumblr and DevientArt crying out in pain

Sources told the Times that the woman unlocked her husband’s cellphone while he was sleeping by putting his unresponsive finger to its scanner and going through his messages.

Well the mystery of why he was cheating is solved. She sounds like an absolute joy to be with

that’s right fanboys. Desperately cling to the hope that this is what was missing in your life.

Seriously though, some of these replies are batshit crazy.

Unless they can bring back my late teens with it this just wont be the same. Most of nostalgia isn’t about the game itself but everything else that was going on in life.

Its great that a huge chunk of the fan-base is thrilled and I hope they have fun, but at a certain point you have to stop romanticizing the actual…

I want this game so I can make the ugliest Sonic fan character in the world

Uh... yeah. A timer in a sandbox game would be detrimental. Nintendo has known that since Mario 64. I think 3D land did because it was still pretty linear in comparison

that person is a hero

Skip the pretense and just watch porn. It’s cheaper, and most of the time written better

What a rough time to release this game. Between Yookah Laylee, A Hat in Time and the new king Mario Odyssey, this thing is getting overshadowed pretty hard. I enjoyed the original on Oculus Rift but there’s no way it can compete

What if people just generally don’t like you? That seems to be my biggest problem

Ooooh NOooo! Thats RAAAAacist!

Could you see my arms flailing ironically in the air? I tried to get that across through text but I dunno... Anywho, if you have a problem with this, get over yourself. She didn’t jump into the crowd and start kicking white people back. This isn’t what is dividing our nation, all the…

It’s good to be a fanboy. Bought my Nintendo stock when the Wii popularity faded and now it’s waaaaaaay up. Makes me wish I bought more than one damn share

Oh, this was high school by the way so my relationship was already doomed but this was awful and embarrassing

Ooh ooh I’ve got a racist in-law story, except it was mine and not my partners. Ok so my sister had just spent a few months in Ecuador researching the spectacled bears, and she wasn’t yet used to the greasy American food my step-dad forced us to eat. She consisted on beans and rice for awhile (it was the only other…

I’ve said “yuck” pretty loudly without thinking in the past. Kind of a knee-jerk reaction when somebody mentions their kids. Needless to say I get invited to fewer birthday parties. I’m ok with that

seriously, every cartoon I watched or comic I read growing up somebody is always like “What if they’re dead or in a coma and this is all a dream!?!?! Pokemon, Calvin and Hobbs, Adventure Time. You know it’s Garfield’s fault right? Jim Davis and his Halloween strip from forever ago

I feel like I’m the only one that has their home computer plugged into the TV. We cut cable because of it. Why don’t more people do this?

I feel like I’m the only one that has their home computer plugged into the TV. We cut cable because of it. Why don’t…

The “They’re all dead” fan theory is applicable to every piece of fiction. I wish people would stop bringing it up. It isn’t creative