there, much better

looks orange to me. Maybe because it’s on a red backdrop compared to all the others.

The eye kind of focuses on it though because it’s a differen’t shape, has different eyes and is wearing clothes. I mean I can see how its racist but honestly I don’t think it was intentional. I think a racist would’ve been much more…

works, playing it now.

knew my work phone was good for something

fucking rad. I put my keys in my pocket though so ouch

I mean if the kid was just having trouble with the device because it sucked I’d refund them but still, you had to move all of the nearby furniture, nobody could sit at the station next to it. We even had the zoom attached to limit the necessary play area and it STILL never worked right. Eventually we had so many…

Fuck this terrible device. I worked at a game store with a small pay-to-play section and the all the kids wanted to play at the kinect station and I would tell them over and over to save their money. They would never listen, and ended up wasting half their hour re-calibrating the damn thing to see them because it just…

Part of me is leaning towards buying this game because it has so much hate. What if it turns out to be awesome and Konami would’ve had a hit if they just weren’t so stupid with names? I mean thats fucking unlikely because Konami but who knows?

A temporary solution maybe. Like fixing a severed limb with a band-aid

fuck me. Who wants 5 more years of these people?

I just feel like the type of guy that gets this number is definitely a repeat offender and eventually two women are going to know the same trick

Still wondering about the guy that recognizes the number from the previous woman he was creeping out. Could get problematic.

That extra hour seems pretty crucial. Though these articles always make me wonder if the secret is somewhat spoiled now. Kind of like ordering the “Angel shot” at Hooters

Now I want to be in the next Fifa. Just one fat guy with no grasp of the rules constantly out of breath and waiting midfield because “hey, the ball is probably coming back this way eventually.” Pass him the ball and he immediately trips over it.

Maybe I’ll just make my own Fifa game...

Just 100% A Hat in Time and Mario Odyssey isn’t out until next week! I’m jonesing for some platformers! What do I do?!

It’s a Trump supporter’s greatest fear!

ever talk to a flat earther? once they believe a conspiracy theory there is no changing their mind

people are creepy. What a macabre thing to want to see

how is this different from any sports title?

fuckin’ ay! I just got over my “felt something touch me at 4 AM and toss the blankets like its a damn cobra” thing. Now I’m gonna end up kicking somebody and forcebly removed from the plane