Thank you for writing a giant screed about how this all affects you.

The hero we need

It’s based off of the persona ‘TomatoFace’ that used to post offensive materials and had a series of accounts that sorta turned into a legend that Tomato enjoys.

The smart guy with the gun! There’s always a comics-esque opposite!

Considering they both engineered and developed the “Summer of Love” and the entire hippie movement, and then snap back with the Reagan years should tell you enough about the deeply fucked up psyches of the Boomer generation.

Red Hats are White Hoods. No exceptions. If you’re wearing a MAGA hat, you know what you stand for and what you’re representing.

Two things that will never change: the prejudices and bigotry of the GOP, and the craven antics of the police to cry at any amount of oversight or humanitarianism applied to their jobs.

Also part of this, yes. It’s not surprising, nor is it unexpected.

NO SHIT.

Sad realities that our gardeners are more licensed than our gun-toters.

Capitalism doesn’t want you to be happy, fulfilled, or even personally successful or enriched. Capitalism wants you to be profitable.

It’s a specific style of writing you gotta look out for.

Yeah, the fact that he’s the first post to appear as ‘ungreyed’ is telling.

Please stop, Tomato. I get you’re doing a performance art thing, but please just stop.

“So what I’m hearing is, we need to start registration and training for using rocks, correct? Because that’s what you’re saying.”

[Money for me] first.

These are made by AI, yes? Or some kind of program. Because I don’t think humans talk this way.

“But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and not Amazon’s.”

Aside from that statement sound like it came out of the mouth of the greasiest glad-hander that has ever existed, it just doesn’t sound…

It’d be more chilling if this was news.

The only way they talk him down is if he’s also a former cop.

Nice one with that, you completely demolished me with your facts and logic.