Companies are already masturbating furiously at the prospects of how many of their own stocks they’ll be buying up to inflate their values at such low, low prices. Then the companies will turn around and say “we can’t afford to hire new persons/expand/pay taxes/etc.” while shoveling money at a weakened stock market…

To be fair, he’s the best they’ve got after Peterson (who has the self-awareness of an actual garden slug).

Facts don’t care about your feelings. As far as he’s concerned, they care a whole hell of a lot about his feelings.

This is why everyone should go into software development. 100% of all persons. That way, everyone can go into the most powerful job market. Wait, shit. That market is already flush with folks and there aren’t enough positions? Shit. Okay, what’s the next job market that we can glut?

“Look, if we go back through a family tree and cut out everyone who had a family tree altered by murder, we’d have no one left! What I’m saying is, let murder happen. Sometimes good things come of it.”

There is something deeply nefarious about a cop on a segway. 

It’s really missing the point entirely, isn’t it?

Go home, Tomato.

I was gonna have a good day.

Then you brought Shadow into the mix, and now I can’t stop bawling while clutching old photos of my childhood dog.

STRONG Shadowrun references!

I’m personally shocked and grieving regarding the officers’ tragic suicides in 1-2 years from now, or whenever the heat dies down.

Thanks, that’s super relevant here. This input is exceptional, especially since I made a statement about Deadspin, and am clearly an avid reader/commenter regarding the Deadspin environ.

‘Crush it to reassert my dominance’ is the most tone-deaf I-just-did-a-gram-of-coke-in-the-bathroom statement one could have made. It sounds desperate and sad.

I would argue this bill is more designed to completely open up Alaska and the various interests therein for both crude oil and precious metals/minerals.

Domestic violence is high because cops can’t keep their hands off their spouses. 40% of police wives report abuse! Report being the key word.

It’s more like American politics and those in power are a small pool that all shakes one another’s hands. Trump was a close friend of the Clintons for awhile. HRC worked for the GOP for a long time. Billy Clinton is barely considered a liberal and worked closely with the GOP during the 80's and 90's. 

PREACH! I always had fun as a kid unlocked extra characters in various games, and new game modes, and the like. Something about it felt fun, exciting, new.

Dear Video Game Industry,

Can’t wait for the breakneck spincycle we’re about to receive. Also, the “well, the Dayton shooter was a Leftist!” while completely ignoring that the Dayton shooter just wanted to kill indiscriminately, while the El Paso shooter specifically targeted a group for a political reason that was inspired by our piece of…

I don’t know... Biden did pretty damn well as a contender.