I would, without hesitation, pay $150 to have a custom print on a laptop.

The rimshot is a popular one today.

“Centrism is the answer!”

That tee shirt really encapsulates everything about Breitbart: a overweight, white male boomer raging against the world without coherent thought or direction.

This is a dumb take.

This is the correct take, my comrade. 

“Sure, he’s inspiring racial violence and is pushing America into chaos as alienates all of our allies. But he is killing it for my portfolio, and I’ll be dead by 2050, sooo....”

Which is funny since this happened before under another GOP president: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15503698

Same circumstances: the desire for trade war and pushing for a rigged market, a more active demonization of migrant labor.

For being the Elephant party, they sure as fuck have a terrible…

Really hoping the Midwest remembers this shit when the voting comes around again. Farmers have suffered under the Trump Regime, that’s an outright fact. The trade war is making it worse, climate change is steadily hurting crops and the Trump cabinet is doing their best to shuffle off climate change efforts.

Makes sense. We have (had) Stephen Miller (a Nazi who Nazis so hard, other Nazis say “cool it down man, you are WAY to Empire Strikes Back right now”), Bannon, Sessions, Provost, and an attempt was made with that hillbilly chucklefuck Arpaio (who should be in jail).

Hence: “here’s to hoping”

Here’s to hoping this turns into a massive protest of Trump and his entire presidency and the rhetoric he’s been expounding upon for the last 3 years.

This is kind of a bummer to read. Splinter and the (former) Gizmodo wants to be all about consumer rights and protecting workers.

Folks, I’m starting to think this Pelosi character isn’t on the up and up...

Looks like some little boy got to pretend to be his favorite cowboy today.

It sounds like the only person who is having trouble struggling with their emotional regulation right now is you.

Good one! Hit me with the triggered insult twice!

So let’s tick down the line of how I know you’re a Trump supporter:

“I’m so smart and clever, I don’t even need context or the understanding of human emotions that go into an event. I’m just so fucking rational, and insightful. He writes for me, and no one else. I get him.”

What are you talking about!? The Stock Market reflects our economy 1:1! It’s a perfect machine that is in no way a money market for the ultra wealthy to launder, manipulate, and pillage! It’s totally what Americans are most worried about, and not because we (idiotically) tie our retirement funds to it!