No shit, right? “How dedicated are you to your job?” I didn’t realize we get viral internet gratification cookies now for not putting prompt attendance at a fucking party over concern for our families’ lives and safety.

She covered the walls of one poor couple’s kitchen in sunflower seed packets. Like 1,000 seed packets that would all be curling and nasty (if they hadn’t all been ripped down behind her crazy, crazy back).

times not ruins, wtf

Nice to have an explanation for why I don’t like iced coffee. I love black coffee, but the ruins I’ve tried iced coffee, I’ve always had to dump a ton of milk and sugar in it because it tastes watery and awful to me.

My husband does this too. I can usually redirect and move on, but sometimes he’ll do it when his mouth is working a boob and when he tries to use his hand to play downstairs, whoops multitasking fail, and now I just have him breathing on my wet nipple. And that does not get a redirect, unless you count me redirecting…

As the owner of a three-head who can never have bangs unless I go full Renaissance on my hairline, I say fuck this noise and all you women with bangs keep doing that shit; you look amazing and I am jell forever.

If you and your partner agreed on monogamy, you do not get to unilaterally change terms of your relationship. If you find that monogamy no longer works for you (which is fine), you are morally obligated to include your partner in that decision so they can accept or reject your new terms. Any rationale you come up with…

Having more/different people than I expected be at a thing really harshes my ability to relax and enjoy aforementioned thing. My husband now mostly understands that surprise social situations are to be avoided when possible, and why I’ll beg off these kinds of things if they do happen and I’m already stressed out.

You’re not weird at all. Being social drains my batteries. It doesn’t mean that I don’t like hanging out with and talking to my friends and acquaintances; it means those activities deplete a reservoir that, much like cod stocks, can’t be over-fished or they crash and burn and nobody gets to eat fish and chips for like…

I mostly agree; I think they should only be treated as law enforcement if they’ve been activated in an enforcement capacity by the governor, or if they’re military police. There’s no other reason for them to be armed on duty outside of a combat zone. I’m getting ready to walk away after 13 years with the military, and…

I am back in college at 35 and despite living the relatively easy life of a student I am crying for 2016 to be over so I can not drive an hour to and 1.5-2 hours home from school each day. There is no public transit option that gets me to school in time for the 8:30 start I have Monday through Thursday, but on Fridays…

Thanks, I was gonna say: Old Orchard Beach and the fucking Mohegan Sun casino?

Smitten apples for snacking. I actually wish I’d never had one because all other apples taste like mealy mush to me now, and they’re not available all the time and hard to find even when they are.

Counterpoint: we snagged our dream house in a beach town after they dropped the price by 60K because they had to get going but nobody wants to buy in a beach town in winter.

They call that a Lackland donut in Air Force basic training. White bread with butter and sugar - it was the closest you were getting to dessert for a long time. Deprive yourself of sugar for a couple weeks, then try one. You’ll swear it’s a delectable pastry.

They look like they belong on the Choice Books spinner at the drugstore and will try to sneak Jesus on me.

That is some beautiful, sneaky genius.

The best was the second hay truck driver, who could clearly see what happened to the first one and proceeded regardless.

I appreciate your empathy. I think I misread your post to mean you thought the drivers were being judged too harshly.

Massively fined and/or lose their right to drive anything bigger than a Ford Tempo.