Papa Gino’s is the only acceptable chain pizza belonging to a Papa.

I keep refreshing the 500 Days of Kristin tag to see if they dare post another installment of that bullshit after gutting the best parts of Gawker, just so I can vent this rage on an appropriate target.

This will make me feel things in my area until the day my area is dead and dry, and I will never apologize.

Almost all the reasons I come here? Okay then.

If you have to go to more than one fancy-dress event every couple years or so, you can’t beat it. With 2 weddings plus a ball to go to every year, I’m saving so much money compared to when I was buying discount dresses at Marshall’s/TJ Maxx and the like, and I get to wear much nicer things. They also send you a backup…

Not sure where you live, but I have a feeling it’s somewhere they don’t allow corporations to mass factory-produce meat with cost per salable ounce being the only consideration (meaning, no shits given about the well-being of the animal or the people who eventually consume it). I have a feeling chicken is less healthy…

That’s what they get for trying to make Erika Christensen happen (again).

Spending the majority of my 20s overseas in the military, mostly doing shift work in 24/7 ops environments, gave me useful perspective on the holidays: they’re just another day like the other 363/4, sometimes with bonuses, and you can make them whatever you want (and nothing you don’t want). The advice that is…

It’s disconcertingly breezy.

I only miss my years of overseas military duty twice a year: the beginning and end of daylight savings time. Most places in the world get by just fine without this bullshit.

You can imprison a woman.

I wish I could write some sort of worm that appends this comment to the above garbage everywhere it exists on the internet.

Are you excited for all the comments you’ll get telling you how if you only did X differently, you wouldn’t be so poor, stupid, and they were in your situation and managed to blah blah blah poor people are just stupid? I know I am.

My sister-in-law shows up to family dinners with McDonald’s bags for their two kids. I spent a whole day slaving over the in-laws’ traditional family Christmas Eve dinner thing, and that happened. I wanted to throw the whole meal and my gorgeous table setting out the window, take off my bra, and get comfy in front of…

Will Latisse grow hair where there never was any, or darken it at all? My invisiblond brows never grew past the midpoint, just dissolved into a weird smattering of brow hairs along “sad clown”lines.

For those with very sensitive skin, SK-II’s oil cleanser also melts through all kinds of makeup and rinses away in a nice, milky emulsion. I’ve tried every OCM I could stand and none of them rinse away so nicely.

I hate washing my face at night so bad that I will often take a shower regardless of whether I need one because washing my face in the shower just seems eighty times easier than dealing with all that sink shit.

“So”, at least when used at the beginning of a thought, seems to me to be the speaker unsure of themself and almost asking permission to interject. It was harder for me to work that one out of my speech patterns than “um".

Everyone’s different, and sexual response is no exception. I’ve known a couple guys who can’t handle the simulation of getting head. Maybe the sensation is new to her and overwhelming, and she might get into it if you ask to work brief episodes of oral into your foreplay, making sure she knows you’re not going to do…

No shit, right? “How dedicated are you to your job?” I didn’t realize we get viral internet gratification cookies now for not putting prompt attendance at a fucking party over concern for our families’ lives and safety.