Ha, my feet are the opposite of wide and finding out that I could get Birkenstocks in a narrow width is *my* everything. Yes, most fashionable shoes out there are made for my dainty feet, and I still want to live in Birks.

Karaoke at a cheap Chinese restaurant always works with my crowd - it’s BYO entertainment (with help from others) and if you stick to beer, depending on how much you drink (and eat), the tab can be about $30 per (before tip).

Especially since any garment that costs several thousand dollars is the exact opposite of modest, no matter how much skin it covers.

I wish we could start putting “modest” in quotation marks when using it to refer to making women invisible, because it is some infuriating gendered bullshit that has nothing to do with truly being modest.

I loved my wedding, and it was a fabulous experience with a lot of really good people, but my husband is the one who wanted the big time, and I still daydream about the morning-courthouse-ceremony-followed-by-fancy-breakfast-for-nearest-and-dearest day that I’d envisioned. Which would have been about two grand, tops,…

Not that these ideas aren’t good, but I don’t think the author of the linked piece has met more than one military member in their life. We can be atrocious at financial management and responsibility. Hang around at the nearest car dealership to any base and watch how many kids on their first assignment out of basic…

WHAT. IS WITH. THE MUSIC. Why on earth would you try to do fricking 80s hair band Jem with some miserable Taylor Swift-sounding milquetoast garbage blandness? You think they would learn from past examples that if you want something of this nature/origin to succeed, you have to commit and camp it up.

Matt Bomer is a gift to gay men everyone everywhere.

Endless’ search/sort function was out of this world. I always found the exact right thing I was looking for AND the best possible deal. Amazon just dumps a shit mess of shoes at your feet like “here, I don’t know what the fuck you want; have fun looking through a thousand poorly-made off-brand shoes though”

I slept twelve hours a night just a couple short weeks after being born. Were my parents supposed to come in and poke me after four hours? Six? Eight? Just to please the mommy police? They asked and the doctor said I was developing normally and seemed fine, so let me sleep the way I was sleeping. I did not cry. I was…

The Herald is a tabloid, an absolute rag. Google images of the front page and tell me it’s not.

I could give a fuck about other people's consensual sexual arrangements, but this shit:

Timely; I have a bag of lentils and an onion that I was hoping to use up before the end of the week. Thanks!

On overseas flights, it can also get you fed before everyone else on those big planes. It seems like they like to get the specialty meals delivered first so they can fire up the mass production line. Back and forth from New Zealand, I got my food 15-20 minutes before my husband, every time.

Waist thing aside, does anyone else just not see Cinderella when you look at this actress? She looks far more Cersei to me. I don't know anything about this version of the movie, though, so maybe I'm missing the point.

Yes, and the flossing thing isn't just pedrorizzo's opinion. The ADA, while acknowledging that flossing once a day is the most important part, says flossing before brushing has a greater benefit.

Unfortunately, the weather in Boston was dangerous enough that that cancellation is entirely hand-waiveable

Warner's mother, Victoria Law-Thomson says obviously something went terribly wrong. She says even though her son had a history of drug addiction she does not believe he would have done anything to harm his infant daughter.

Yeah, I'm pretty die-hard in the "cats indoors" camp, but some cats, especially if they spent part of their first year outdoors, are ruined for life. I was determined my cat, who was adopted at age one, would live a safe, plush indoor life for all her days. That asshole, on the other hand, did not agree. Now, she…

I am so bummed out guys. After a stressful afternoon of wondering whether I'd get on the road in time to avoid 128 gridlock and general Greater Boston insanity, I was happily ready to settle into a cozy night and snow day with my husband, cat, some wine, and the heat cranked just in case.