The only kids at my wedding were my husband's nephew and nieces, as it was important to us to have family be part of the ceremony, but we didn't want to make it open season for kids of, um, uncertain parenting success. Unfortunately, my husband was crestfallen (he hides it well because he's not a child, but I…
This exactly; weddings in our socio/family formation/unit/circle are excuses to dance like idiots until the hall closes. At ours, we lost both my husband's brothers and sisters-in-law before the party even really started.
Meeting sexual assault with any sort of cogent response is, though. I'm 34 and the two times I got my ass grabbed by strangers in the past year, all I managed were noises and a "WHAT THE FUCK?!" a piece.
Meeting sexual assault with any sort of cogent response is, though. I'm 34 and the two times I got my ass grabbed by strangers in the past year, all I managed were noises and a "WHAT THE FUCK?!" a piece.
Don't forget makeup carefully applied as to look like no makeup, so men can tell me how much they like that natural no-makeup look so I can lose my shit over how Hollywood perpetuates things that are impossible to live up to!
For real though I don't have anything resembling a weak stomach and I am so nauseated right now.
Make an effort to segregate your pets from guest areas - even animal owners can be allergic to pets they're not accustomed to, and anybody who isn't used to a furball jumping on the bed to investigate in the middle of the night or get fed at the crack of dawn could get scared out of their wits. If you normally keep…
Nope, photography can't do it justice. Mr. Sorry and I took our honeymoon there, and 1300 snapshots later we still cannot properly explain to our family why they need to go right away. "Every time you round a turn you want to kill yourself all over again because you know home holds nothing even close to this" is the…
Every time the Doctor makes a comment about tiny miniature perfect Jenna Coleman's hips or supposed fatness, I get dragged screechingly out of the story, look down at myself, and just want to shut the TV off. I get that it's supposed to be the Doctor' cluelessness or whatever, but it's not funny or cute and I can't.
I did it two months ago and haven't looked back. I waste far less time on FB just scrolling...scrolling...scrolling now that it isn't an app on my home screen.
Using our book or another that you like, play show and tell. Tell your daughter that her sibling-to-be is growing in your womb (not your "tummy")
I can hardly blame anyone for mangling a word that (for most of us) was first heard through a golfball of dip from a man perpetually on the edge of apoplexy.
I don't know what caused Gawker's sudden fetishization of military bed-making, but we're really not "required" to keep making our beds perfectly once we're out of training. I've worked with all five branches, and while room inspections occasionally happen for as long you're still occupying military quarters (unless…
Having watched a guy get snapped in the nuts when a shirt stay detached unexpectedly from his sock, I'm surprised any of you men actually risk it. Or do you just wear the side-leg y-style ones?
Shove a balled-up sock in that nylon, tie off the end, and your buffer is much easier to handle, though far less portable.
Corfam is a brand name of synthetic leather used by multiple manufacturers to make military oxfords. Calling the shoes "corfams" is just synecdoche and easy slang for "I'm talking about my lazy shoes, not my regular low quarters." (I'm not advocating for corfams at all; leather low quarters last 10 times as long…
This is close enough to the Ben and Jerry's font that I feel like I'm personally being shamed.
Is this where I add my name to the list of military members telling you to can it? Yes? Outstanding; carry on.