That was the first time any woman got wet watching the Royals.

Ahnold says: Just do it

Adventure Time: A show that portrays murder, suicide, nuclear holocaust, cannibalism, wearing other people's skin, and features these creepy ass motherfuckers—>

This team makes me drink - Jets

...And it didn't take long for the pearl-clutching, "BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CALL YOURSELF GEEK GIRLS?" whining little shits had to pipe up.

ESPN has now officially jumped the Shark.

I picture the cops ouside, like at a Corleone wedding, taking down license plate numbers and checking against the National Sex Offenders registry.

Little Timmy sat on his hands through the first twenty-three minutes of game action, trying to control his juvenile rage.

His father, a former transit cop, sat uneasily beside Timmy, recognizing the look on his son's face - a look he'd seen many times before shortly before being spit on by some wino on the subway.

That…

With all of the Dexter Promos running on the site, I couldn't un-see this... lol

They suck up every piece of metadata that is sent uploaded through your phone, computer by IP. This means every single keystroke written while connected to the internet is saved and stored into a data-bank in Utah. When you are suspected of criminal activity this will be the first place they will go to find evidence…

I see what you're saying. He's obviously not a perfect ally, I absolutely agree that his show has contributed to rape culture despite the fact that I am a fan, and his fat hatred is definitely a major problem (though I think that has a lot more to do with his own insecurity/hatred of his looks/disordered eating than…

I am ashamed to say that my husband is a huge Opie and Anthony fan. I despise them, despite being a Howard Stern fan. I think the difference is that Howard quite obviously likes/respects women. O&A think women are sub-human, and it shows in every single thing they say.

It means that you're not allowed to buy any of those Rage Against the Machine albums that just keep coming out with alarming frequency.

His free speech victory was bittersweet, as he had to pay $5.99 to access the Marlins’ WiFi.

You'll never see a PC guy doing this. Just sayin'.

Gotta be 'shopped - no Phillies fan would own something without a removable battery.

Not to even start on the whole "free speech" thing, but this is the kind of prick who would start legal action if he got hit with a line drive while typing away.

The Chicago White Cocks game will be on shortly.

Pictured: Leafs fans in May.