Maybe she thought she was at the pool at Chase Field? The Royals need to start to charge admission to swim in that fountain.

I fondly remember when EVERYONE chose the falcons when playing madden online just because of Vick. It's exactly why I don't play sports games online that much.

This is pretty excellent. I need to cut a LOT of dead weight.

Hasn't the Brony fad died yet?

Absolutely ZERO fucks were given by him. He's retiring!

I don't know what is more dumber. Paying $450 for a used PS3 right now or using fake money to buy one.

CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

I will not buy a next gen console unless EA NHL is on it. Its the primary reason why I have a xbox 360 right now since EA no longer makes NHL games on PC.

The people who replied to her are the main reason why I don't listen to Opie and Anthony anymore. Hearing numerous unfunny jokes about minorities and women got tiresome.

He used the "Free Speech" argument? He probably posts on reddit.

Hopefully that means they will take an extra year to make it great for the new consoles.

I'm moving the Jets to Brooklyn. It worked well for the Nets.

He's thinking "Thank god i'm getting out of this circus. At least I won't be committing a buttfumble"

If I had to suffer watching a game at Nassau Coliseum, I'd be superdrunk too.

I listened to "Goblin" once to see what the fuss is about. I couldn't make it through the 3rd song. It was so bad.

Apple won't approve this app in a million years.

Most MRAs tend to congregate heavily on reddit. That "mens rights" forum is the WORST.

It takes trial and error for BOTH sexes to get laid. It's not impossible, but you have to put some sort of effort. (ie, Dressing better, not having a putrid personality, not being a creep, taking a shower.)