LOL. I was about to say “Why cut Brown now? How will the Pats handle the Jets without him, having to rely on guys like Tom Brady throwing to Josh Gordon and Julian Edelman”?

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

No sympathy for everybody’s favorite fancy dog. You watch a Thursday night Titans-Jags game, you get what you have coming to you.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

Big Ben with nothing to do must be a Steel-Town stripper nightmare.

Their stuff is overpriced, scratchy, and doesn’t fit well. I’m surprised they are still around.

Also, they should hire someone who designs bras for support, not polka dots. 

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

In case anyone did not get the reference to a 28 year old SNL skit:

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Come on now. Tennessee fans have more than one tooth.

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

i thought if you played for the nets you only choked in may and june.