I really don’t care, do u?

“...her friends don’t expect her to move back to New York after she’s done with Washington...”

Looks like someone got fed up and flung a loaf of bread dough at her.

It also sounds like she doesn’t know what stoic means. Or real human emotions for that matter.

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Good for him. I hope he drags them to court if they withhold his salary. It’s his body and he should make the decision. If they were indeed going to bench him, it makes even more sense that he’d want to get the surgery done now. He could spend the next 2 months healing and rehabbing for next season, or spend it on the…

Honestly, has anyone ever successfully picked up a woman by whipping their junk out and tricking them into looking at it? Do guys really think this will work?

I see a church visit calls for the full glam squad: hair, makeup and wardrobe. Wait, professional photographer and assistant. I think I’m forgetting someone... social media guru for the insta posts. It’s a given there was a driver and nanny, though, right. Maybe, craft services. I’m exhausted.

Eh, religious people generally pick and choose what they would like to follow so she’ll keep her pumpkins but maybe not wear lingerie and some kind of animal ears this year as a ‘costume’. 

Since distinctions do matter, Armenian Apostolic is neither Orthodox nor Catholic. It is its own thing, and has always been. There are similarities of course, much as Lutherans are similar to Episcopalians, but they are still definitively different churches.

Now there’s a book series. I don’t think you’ll have any problems finding a publisher. You can probably get a Netflix deal too

A complete and total rebuild simply won’t happen until the ownership situation gets resolved. Ellis won’t fire Elway or himself. A team won’t get a top notch coaching staff with unclear ownership. Then you look at the players. There really are not a lot of players that have been with the team that long (also, look at…

It really is a one-horse race to the bottom with this team.

No wonder Elway is such a Trump fan.

A 4-4 tie, with four safeties on muffed snaps that the quarterback just covers up.

Rural vs urban is pretty right here. It’ll be red space vs blue space, where blue is mostly cities, red is mostly country.

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I don’t think many of them would be stirred to action period. Since the majority of them support him out of sheer laziness. 

People who watch this show: what do y’all get from it?