Narcissism can’t be cured.

Hey now, that's where I have to draw the (horizontal) line.

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

Word. Upscale gyms have the WORST clientele w no gym etiquette.  Put your goddamn weights away and let people work in if you’re fucking off on your phone for 5 minutes between sets.

I’m willing to give Carmelo the same opportunity to prove himself that he gave Jeremy Lin .......seriously, fuck Carmelo

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

Not surprising. I could see how Donald Trump would appeal to someone with brain damage.

THE RAIDERS ARE COMING

Two better words: Sandy Hook.

I think the families who lost loved ones should sue Twitter because Trump constantly violates their terms of service by promoting racial hate. Their refusal to ban Trump means they are liable that his words incited violence.

She’s legit only doing this in the hopes she will get invited to the swank parties back in NYC after this whole mess is over.

It’s incredible how any human being can be so vapid. All she ever says is meaningless, empty drivel. She is the human embodiment of tepid.