He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

Alternatively just go with the “Lots of people are saying Scott Adams did this” and never mention who these people are or if they actually exist.

I love how yelling “fake” in the middle of any argument is now a substitute for facts, information, truth, conscience, compassion, empathy, intelligence, understanding...etc.

This is the one kind of drone strike we’re all okay with.

The odds that he’s bellowed, “Without ‘Dilbert,’ there is no ‘Office Space’!” on more than one occasion are extremely high.

Who would want to?

I love that Deadspin’s chosen photo for every story concerning noted edgelord Trevor Bauer is of him and the ‘Progressive’ signage. Well played.

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

Cool, now we’re in for 24 hours of tweets from Bauer that the ball was asking for it.

I tried to quit a pack-a-day smoking habit three times, including a 2.5-year sting, before finally doing so in 2003.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

I’m with you.  I had to google several words in this article.  Making me realize how 40 I really am.

Not woman. CHILD.

“Orbiter” = “Stalker”

It softens what it really is so the people who do it can feel better about themselves and their faux righteousness. See also: the term “alt.right.”

Another woman dead for not behaving the way her (ex?) boyfriend wanted her to! because of a man’s fragile ego. 

I’m an old person so I’d have to Google most of those terms but what I think you’re saying is “Man murdered teenager. Man took graphic pictures of dead teenager and posted to social media as trophy. Man’s followers and public media began victim shaming dead teenager”.

Another woman dead for not behaving the way her (ex?) boyfriend wanted her to!

“see, Tina, you could learn a thing or two from our son" -the ghost of Ike Turner

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car