As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Ask your friendly local Mormon

Such bullshit.  I only had one parent in the house I turned out (looks at deadspin commenting history)...touche, Chauncey, touche.  

I completely agree. For example, I was raised with two parents in the home and I continue to be a gigantic piece of shit.

Given that physicians have the same power as referees to determine whether or not players can play, it boggles my mind that the various unions haven't insisted on a truly independent medical corps paid collectively by the league rather than by individual teams.

As a woman, I can tell you she was not made “uncomfortable” by this. Mildly annoyed, irritated, yes, maybe. But uncomfortable would imply that this was something somehow unusual that would take her aback... I guarantee she hears something similar at least weekly, if not daily.

why is that asshat even on TV? 

Except the part where Harden tries to burn down Paul’s house, that actually happened

You’re telling me those ads portraying Chris and James as the very best of friends who hang out all the time in a mid-century modern house with Oscar Nunez aren’t accurate?

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

Especially when you learn that Nermal had her passport taken away immediately and had to build a golf course there.

I bet you liked GoBots too.

Heathcliff was a snitch responsible for the capture and deaths of hundreds of innocent dogs, he sucks

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

A similar marketing campaign for Lubriderm featuring Bob Kraft is on hold, following surprisingly negative reactions from focus groups.

In any case, there’s probably an imminent Dawn commercial in which rescue workers wash KD down.

Idk people who post articles such as...

All I can say is that Bob Myers’s press statement which began with him tearfully sorta explaining what happened by using words and phrases like “there were experts,” “multiple MRIs,” “multiple doctors,” and “cleared to play” by “collaborative decision” sounded an awful lot like a random corporate executive explaining…

I know who I’m blaming

OMG if Meghan McCain reads my comments I would be so honored.