Especially since he was wearing that stupid arm band to cover up his Curry and KD tattoos

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

Gah, I hate Aubrey so much. Just the fact that I’m rooting for Draymond here is all I need to know.

The last decade, mortgage rates have been historically low and stock market growth historically high, so you really shouldn’t be paying for your houses with cash. Use it for the road trip strip clubs and coke.

And to think, it all started with a disagreement over what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

I’m a 30-year-old man with two kids. I’ve got a mortgage and everything.

And here I thought I was the only one who valiantly tries to inspire my co-workers by screaming obscenities at them following my own accomplishments.

See, HR? When I yelled, “Eat shit, Craig!” after our boss agreed with a point I made in a meeting, it was an inside thing.

When in Rome. 

This is definitely the second-worst televised “fuck you” San Diego has ever witnessed.

“Officer you misunderstood me. When I told you to ‘gargle my balls’ after you handed me the ticket it was actually an inside joke between my passenger and I regarding our ardent support for Blue Lives Matter.”

Fucking Boston gets away with SO MUCH SHIT. Between Chara and Marschand that team can get fucked. It’s just not enjoyable to watch them literally beat the shit out of another team and not even get so much as a glance from the refs while if someone looks at them wrong a penalty is called.

What doesn’t get mentioned is that Chara should have approximately 1,487 penalty minutes since the beginning of the playoffs, but because of the so-called “veteran pass” he has 10 PIM. Let’s not act like the Sharks are the only ones getting the breaks here.

I’ve gone from hoping the Sharks come out of the West if the Avs got eliminated to hoping any other team wins the Cup. You know how much it sucks rooting for fucking Boston right now?

On the other hand (ha!), the hand pass rule is kind of dumb. They allow it in the defensive zone, but not the offensive? I get outlawing the “closed hand” aspect and not allowing goals to be scored from hand contact. But if I can kick the puck to a teammate, why can’t I bat it with my hands?

The only excuse is this is non-reviewable. Which means we’ll eventually see the San Jose Hand Pass Rule change. That said, not sure how four guys missed that one. No dog in this fight other than love of hockey, and I’m all in the camp of one call doesn’t change the outcome, but when it’s a non-call like this that…

How does one.....turn someone gay? It seems like you haven't thought this all the way thru. Have a seat.  

What would he teach, how to cake on foundation? 

I’m happy to see him go down (though he has been problematic for some time and it seems convenient that Tati was only ‘fed up’ after the vitamin thing).
BUT
Jeffree has been the worst person for 10+ years running and Tati condones Jeffree’s misogynistic and racist behavior by remaining his very public buddy, so…

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”