Live look at Pierce trying to get away from the ESPN NBA studio as fast as he can:

If Pierce can handle being the butt of jokes, he can absolutely be ‘the guy’ that NBA fans love to dunk on for years to come. I don’t think he’ll be able to handle it mentally, but I don’t even see Boston fans coming to this guy’s support. It’s like he was created in a lab to spew awful takes, being 100% earnest in…

“bUt iT WoRkEd FoR tRuMp” they whine into the wind, desperately looking for someone, ANYONE to give a fuck.

“We’re nobody’s third love,” he said. “We’re their first love. And Victoria’s Secret has been women’s first love from the beginning.”

Christ. I always longed for a VS body but sadly I am a lifelong member of the IBTC. ThirdLove and similar brands are the only bras that actually fit me without being padded out to *here* or making me feel bad about not having a red satin & black lace body type.  So get bent, is basically what I’m saying.

Also, Mike Malone is a good coach.

Yesterday they had Steve Bannon writing an OpEd. I'll remember that the next time their editorial board writes a high and mighty piece about how this administration has gone too far and the press needs to be protected and things just aren't normal. You don't get to act like you're the last defenders of truth and…

LOL. So the white teammates are all, “yea we know he hates your brown and black asses, but we’re going anyway.”

JD IIRC has espoused Republican political views in the past. So yeah...guns.

the list of players attending sounds about white

A couple of guys named Brock and Brandon support Trump? Go figure...

Ivankas road to empowerment:

I disagree. She worked hard at: A). having her face rearranged B). crafting upscale boarding school voice with a Jackie O whisper.

Eat shit, Ivanka

i disagree aggressively with the contention that ivanka has ever worked hard at anything in her life

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

World: “don’t bite the hand that feeds”

Someone compared the butterfly mural she just took a pic in front of to Karlie Kloss’ butterfly wings from the year her and T Swift were both at the VS fashion show and said it was proof of her love for Karlie and I’m here for it.

I think it is her pre-coming out video. I mean, the queerness is just everywhere.