Mark my words, this little douche will run for office one day. In Florida. And he’ll win, bc Florida loves them some douche.

I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Pitch Meeting

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Ask your friendly local Mormon

Such bullshit.  I only had one parent in the house I turned out (looks at deadspin commenting history)...touche, Chauncey, touche.  

I completely agree. For example, I was raised with two parents in the home and I continue to be a gigantic piece of shit.

Given that physicians have the same power as referees to determine whether or not players can play, it boggles my mind that the various unions haven't insisted on a truly independent medical corps paid collectively by the league rather than by individual teams.

As a woman, I can tell you she was not made “uncomfortable” by this. Mildly annoyed, irritated, yes, maybe. But uncomfortable would imply that this was something somehow unusual that would take her aback... I guarantee she hears something similar at least weekly, if not daily.

Except the part where Harden tries to burn down Paul’s house, that actually happened

You’re telling me those ads portraying Chris and James as the very best of friends who hang out all the time in a mid-century modern house with Oscar Nunez aren’t accurate?

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

Especially when you learn that Nermal had her passport taken away immediately and had to build a golf course there.

I bet you liked GoBots too.

Heathcliff was a snitch responsible for the capture and deaths of hundreds of innocent dogs, he sucks

OMG if Meghan McCain reads my comments I would be so honored.