There’s something that is deeply sad and relatable about how badly he craves for his father to just acknowledge him, tell him that he’s done a good job, that he’s proud of him.  Everything he posts is such an obvious attempt to look like he’s more manly and important, but is so clearly done in the hopes that Donald…

They’re jettisoning assets and rearranging the books in advance of the lawsuit they know is coming so they won’t have to pay out. That’s what’s happening here.

It takes a lot of effort to make the Browns seem like a functional organization but you can always count on the Raiders to accept that non-existent challenge.

hey now, I think he looks pretty good!

There’s no place in this country for really rich white men and their racism...unless he runs for President.

The newspaper wrote that after the investment company, Starboard, and Papa John’s neared an agreement on Friday for a $200 million stake of the pizza company

Left Eye broke it down for artists years ago. Behind the Music should be required viewing for anyone trying to make it in the music industry.

Fuck Trey Wingo for this. The Super Bowl was SO BORING, but I kept watching, because you know what? Sometimes football games get exciting at the last second! Also, statistically, Super Bowls featuring the Patriots have extremely boring and low scoring first halves.  The second half is usually where the action is.  

So the Suns could supplement Los Angeles’s best offer by rerouting Lonzo and offering in compensation some combination of their own young players and draft picks.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

I’m sorry but personally, “hundred years of naval tradition” doesn’t really make it sound any cooler to me. I’m not into “my tattoo is soooodifferentandhasastory but everybody else’s is lame” posing that so many people do. I hate Adam Levine, but tattoos are a personal decision.

How heroic of you.

Those are not tough guy tats. Those are a textbook example of non-offensive, safe white-boy tattoos. They trigger the “omg what a tough guy” response in middle classers, especially suburbanites. They produce music that is exactly like them, milquetoast, and rely on a fanbase that doesn’t know any better to get people…

It wasn’t a pastie, it was a nipple shield. A barbel going through the nipple with a shield around it. So, it was exposed, but decorated! 

How many of you here realize that CBN is controlled by Pat Robertson? Yep, THAT PAT ROBERTSON.

I know it’s mean. But the outside matches the inside. 

I hate all of these people so fucking much and this one is at the top of the list. I go out of my way to never listen to her (or the president’s) voice because it literally sends me into a rage spiral, but I could not avoid it last week sitting in a hospital waiting room while my dad had open heart surgery (WHY DO…

Won’t be awkward at all.

I know it’ll probably never happen, but how awkward would it be if her kid asks her why she lies for a living.