One erection - lordt Maria 😂😂😂

If she’s genuinely smitten with him, she’s even worse than I thought. 

I really don’t care. Do u?

*Hamberdler (sorry)

She spent hours each day consuming the television coverage

Seeing the Hamburgler serve up cold burgers hard-as-fuck french fries must have been an extra sense of vindication for them.

Just wait until LaMelo is up if you want some more laughs.

I’m OK with dinosaur alternative facts.

he is shooting 26% from the line. A blind amputee could probably shoot that. Lonzo has some skills but that is a deal breaker. 

All of my time on this site has led to this moment.

You never want to see a young man struggle in his career, but when that struggle makes LaVar Ball look like a horse’s ass, it really helps the medicine go down.

You have the right to remain FABULOUS.

Between that tattoo and his hideous glasses, he should have been arrested for crimes against fashion a long time ago.

re: Who’s next?

Body cam footage from when FBI knocked on his door this morning:

This is absolutely delicious...

The CNN anchor had a point, this is not typically how they’re arrested. Were they worried he was about to flee or destroy evidence?

The FBI can’t even stop your full glam. Respect!

What would you wear if you knew you were going to be arrested by the FBI at your Fort Lauderdale home?