I try and try to get excited about this stuff but for the past year AT LEAST I’ve had pundits and twitter lawyers and friends “in the know” all say “This is it...this is where it will all fall apart for him” about Trump about five or six times and every time it’s out of the news two days later and no one speaks of it…

I love Stormy. She is very intelligent and this was an even handed statement. I think she is a badass for standing up to Trump. I liked Avenatti at first, but his arrogance has destroyed him. He should have stuck to simply representing Stormy (and potentially other women paid off by Trump). Inserting himself in the…

Is that Lindsay Lohan with an Emma Stone filter?

Michael avenatti has been a resistance grifter for a while and any body that has been following this with any due diligance should already be aware of that.  He is a carnival Barker, a showman. Fuck this guy was trying to have an mma fight with don Jr. Which news flash, if he beat the dogshit out of junior absolutely…

Larger content strategy, you say?

Staying in the Star Trek theme:

Gruden was reached for comment during a recent camping trip but he declined

He really hates these cell phones!

F#ck Snyder. F#ck everything about this team. 

Wow - sorry Cowboys and Bengals - you snooze, you lose! 

Elijé said reports that he was a transgender woman were wrong and that he is a man.

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

Is it just me or is she increasingly getting browner everytime I see her? 

Melania might as well be a tree herself, for all the personality she exhibits.

It’s tough to tell how upset Kawhi is by the comments, but I’m just impressed they updated the Tim Duncan Personality Software® that was installed before he left the Spurs. The laugh still isn’t very realistic, though.

Having only your staff pic to go on, you seem in the correct age range to have placed New Year’s (Eve and Day) above other holidays.

If you see a child abuser on trial for breaking your “punishment” of a fucking school exam and instead galavanting all over the world and he’s not even apologetic and your view is “eh, he’s not done anything that bad” you don’t deserve to sit on any part of the judiciary.

“...platinum-selling rap artist Tekashi 6ix 9ine...”

Good.  And Felicia Mennin should be removed from the bench.

I think Michael Ian Black might have what you’re looking for: