I think it was Carl Sagan who pointed out how insane it is that tabloids like National Enquirer are shelved immediately adjacent to more reputable news publications. So, you’re checking out and you see Time and right next to it is the National Enquirer. On some level, that makes those publications as equatable in some…

Urban Meyer is a morally bankrupt piece of shit, as is the OSU administration, I think we can all agree on that. But what depresses me in these stories is why do we expect the internet and employers to pick up the slack for a justice system that clearly doesn’t care about protecting women? Instead of like, expecting…

This is the most Aggie thing I’ve read in my entire life. Thank you for this insane piece of performance art. Also shoutout to the A&M alums in this thread who are normal adults and don’t think and talk like this.

Wow, you’re annoying. I don’t have to prove anything to you. And I don’t have to be caught up in all the traditions to be a real Aggie. Enjoy your $100 car decal.

“former student”

I know this will be shocking to you, but some of us went to A&M and managed to not get all that caught up in the “A&M-ness” of the place. I managed to go to 90% of home football games, was even stupid enough to camp out in front of G. Rollie for A&M-UT football tickets, and I’ve probably been a “former student” for…

Human decency is not so common these days. 

Is there one where Chumps hair comes alive at night and has oodles of escapades as it jumps off his head and scampers around the Oh So Very White House? Running amok in the kitchen, doing gymnastics in the Lincoln Bedroom, and climbing onto any ladies lap as it emulates a pampered lapdog? Just don’t let the hair get…

and “voluntary” sessions that were run as mandatory

Sir, this is our most... modestly-priced receptacle.

Makes you wonder what he could have possibly done to make a funeral home employee feel “incredibly uncomfortable”

Moss and Romo in the box. That’s it. Just let these two gab at each other and it will be far better than anything Phil Simms or Joe Buck can do. Yea, I know Buck doesn’t really do football, but fuck him and his hair plugs anyways.

I was really hoping for one of these:

Maybe the album just stinks....

prove it.  If she did she’d divorce -- lawyers would fall over themselves to pick her up as a client.  She’s complicit and deserves all the scorn and hate she reaps.  Y’all remember that fucking statement jacket she wore on the way to meet illegally imprisoned border crossers?  I do ... and it shows she a c*nt.

This woman is a joke. Plain and simple. 

Melania Trump speaking out against cyberbullying.

“Let’s face it: most children are more aware of the benefits and pitfalls of social media than some adults.”

Nicki Minaj comes off as whiny and bitter. And that last tweet is about as believable as someone claiming that their account was hacked. For someone who is supposedly the queen, she is incredibly insecure about her position.