Right?? I feel like he gets more Jesusy (and less likeable) each passing day.

He’s still going to replace Paul Ryan. They had no problem letting a guy who actually molested wrestlers he coached be House Speaker, why would they care about someone who merely allowed it to happen?

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

When the Eagles traded LeSean to Buffalo they cited character concerns as the reason. Nobody was buying that at the time. Reading up on this stuff makes me think maybe, just maybe, the Eagles knew better than their fan base.

So these guys got into the house without force and demanded specific items instead of just robbing the victim? Yea this isn't Shady at all....

oh god, everything about this woman was made by someone else: Face, tits, ass, image, reputation.

The first iteration of this article I came across was on Buzz Feed this morning, while I was scrounging for quarters so I could go to the laundromat.

I don’t know about the other women, but Oprah was born into a dirt-poor family.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.

There was at least one person upset about it - Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf, who was blackballed from the NBA because he wouldn’t stand as they played The Star Spangled Banner.

This is what happens when ESPN closes their comment section.  

I know you don’t actually fucking care, and you’re just a troglodyte that wants to spew Fox News talking points without ever having an original thought, but on the off-chance you actually are both uninformed and want to learn, here’s what’s actually happening.

This guy could have told him that:

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.