“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

The dipshit on the far right looks like he's about to explain why it's OK to use the n-word in public.

The team is owned by Nintendo of America, so it’s likely to be Wichiro.

It’s clearly his evil twin, Zichiro.

Oh hey! Johnny! Ex-big-fan here. I have some insight about what you’ve done to deserve all this:

he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter

Nope, just your garden variety out-of-touch, super-wealthy alcoholic

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

Zoom in on Trump Sr.’s interactions (and non-interactions) with his son.

Came for the lack-of-chin reference.  Leaving satisfied.  

Tiffany, the Connie of the family.

If only 45's grandfather hadn’t infested this country.

Nah, Ivanka as Michael makes so much sense. She’s the one that acts like she’s above the vulgarities of her father and his business, but deep down is an even more ruthless version of him. 

They’re all Fredo.

Little Don and his painfully obvious, so very macho tough-guy hobbies — HUNTING! POWER-LIFTING! — all of which scream,“I HAVE A MICROPEEN” to the world. Does he have a really loud Harley, too?

He was trying to be useful to the family.  Yes, we know.  He’s the Sonny.  Eric’s the Fredo and Ivanka is the Michael.  

FTFY

Little known fact but “joking” is slang for doing cocaine.

I heard they tried to trade him to the Bruins, but he couldn’t find the Garden in his old Nissan.