There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Yep. Fucking shit, I hate these people.

Also bear in mind that the United States is the only country not to ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which states that “a child shall not be separated from his or her parents against their will.” 

We are not humans, nor we are dancers, we have no right to fight.

Human rights are for losers. Murikans are WINNERS.

Human rights. What a pansy ass thing to be “for.”

I feel like Andy would think this guy is very lame.

I feel like it goes in the order it wants to, I don’t have that much control over it sometimes

He’s not wrong about the poop thing.

Looks like his career is going...in a negative direction based on a punishment for a substance that does less harm to lives and bodies than the opioids that are routinely prescribed for pain.

So...women get assaulted when they don’t obey the “laws of stupid.” Which mean the (presumably stupid) victims of assault and murder pretty much bring in on themselves for going “stupid places” at “stupid times” with “stupid people.” Like...a party, at night, with, say, a man. Thanks for explaining how this all works,…

Did you know that this woman ironically WAS aware of her surroundings, hence the text she sent?

Maybe the police should also remind people to not rape/murder people? Just sayin’

“Husband/BF murdered you? Shoulda had better taste in men!”

Random incel murders you, shoulda had sex with that violent man so he wouldn’t murder others! 

How does 50-year variable APR sound to you, friend? What a small price to pay for two August weekends a year in beautiful S.A.

Does that offer include great terms on a reverse mortgage?

No matter how a man murders us, it’s our own faults.

If you think San Antonio wants anything to do with Lonzo Ball, I have a timeshare in San Antonio to sell you at a once-in-a-lifetime price.

God damn it and fuck that police officier.

Is this about Giuliani again?