The Bermuda Triangle, of course.

I mean, is there going to be a better time in the foreseeable future? This White House has been a total shit show from Day One (and really, before that, too). I don’t think we’ve strung together three consecutive days without some serious shit going down since Trump took the oath of office. The media has been in over…

Is it just me, or does starting a sex cult seem like a lot of work?

Hey Curmudgahideen, I have a really funny quip to make in response to your joke, but first I’d like to tell you about my new Casper mattress.

DISLIKE

You do realize you just commented on Jezebel’s Dirt Bag, right? You want hard-hitting analysis or to project your own issues, then scat off somewhere else.
Also, the post was neither judgmental, nor did it display any faux concern.

“Beckyhive”

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

The Xanax and red wine suburban mix

Oh no! You will not make me listen to this white nonsense! I will not do it and I’m still declaring this to be trash. You don’t have to listen to the snake herself to know this is garbage. What’s next? Will we have her potato salad foisted on us too? No ma’am!

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

I know exactly how to stay monogamous in a partially long-distance relationship: Don’t become romantically involved with other people.

I feel bad for Khloe but...

Didn’t something similar happen when he started dating Khloe? Wasn’t his then-girlfriend pregnant or just had a baby? Dude has a pattern.

Who already has a one year old son with an ex-girlfriend. Doesn’t sound like a solid choice for a long-term partner.

To be fair to Gronk, Hoodie’s record is pretty poor when it comes to identifying con-man hucksters and speaking out against them in public.

Jesus Gronk, even if you like him, he’s still just a veterinarian. Go to a people doctor.

Gronk make friend. Coach say No. Gronk make cry.