No Kelly’s required after #1. In our hearts forever.

This is the darkest day in Canadian history since Tim Horton’s car exploded.

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Good, stupid asshole racist troll. I’d also like to take this time to tell Carol Christ, Chancellor at Berkeley, FUCK YOU for allowing him on campus last year until we protested and it was cancelled.

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

“Well, i wasn’t going to open with that.”

I really try very hard to consider rehabilitation as something that is possible in all cases. I think our prison system is fucked up. I think people deserve second chances.

I’m pretty sure the Beijing Olympics already happened? Tokyo 2020.

Word has it that Elizabeth is also very upset about the “cancellation” of the LL Bean “lifetime guarantee.”

Nice Kinja, Coach K

+1 abortion contract

Are you older than 12? You can stop using “haters” now

That was Holiday Inn lounge singer bad.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

Danica is the Donald Trump of racing: nothing is ever their fault.

unfortunately for everyone else she rarely put a decent race together and ended up causing the wrecks herself most of the time

I’ve been watching the race and as soon as I saw Danica slide into it, I thought “Yup, that’s the appropriate way for her to end her last Nascar race.” This just has seemed to be her luck, almost every time she puts a decent race together, she gets caught up in a wreck that wasn’t her fault.