I feel like we need preface Curt Schilling with “Self acclaimed Nazi memorabilia collector”

“I’ll take this case of Busch Light and two boxes of Sudafed, please.”

“Sorry, you’ve got to be at least 21 to buy beer in this state. And you can only buy one box of Sudafed.”

“Okay, that’s fine, just the one box. Oh, and that AR-15 and a few hundred rounds of ammo.”

“No problem!”

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

Steve Kerr and Gregg Poppovich have gone after Trump way more in the past months, but she goes after the black athletes and not the white coaches? I wonder why

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

This blog is rude to both dog whistles and butt cheeks, neither of which deserves to be associated with older Tammy Lauren up there.

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

There was one point in my early thirties in which I really resented attending weddings. Not out of jealousy but because it would entail shower gifts, wedding gifts, travel expenses, bridesmaid dresses etc. And then the couple would divorce a couple of years, later. If that. It began to seem like a way to stock their…

Being married is hard.

Babies are cute.

Thirst does not age well.

The end.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

My phone can be tracked at any point. Tell me why manufacturing guns with built-in geotags that lock them up in public places is a bad idea. Guns cost more, gun fanatics can still buy, hunters aren’t affected, and the NRA still makes money. Also: Schools don’t get sprayed with bullets.

The NRA is a domestic terrorist organization.

Fuck off dirtbag.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

And his base will praise him for his courageous response because this is more than what he did after the Las Vegas shooting.

there’s precisely zero chance that Willy Ames doesn’t know something. Too bad there’s nothing in The Christian Book of Yay Fetuses / Boo Homos about not lying or protecting the innocent.

Those were fully chaperoned play-dates. Mother made sure of it. Mother is always watching.

Lies. Pence would never betray Mother’s loyalty like that.

To add context, he’s 11 years older than Eggert and 14 years older than Polinsky, there’s no potential grey area for him to hide behind. What they’ve described is classic grooming, and he also created a non-threatening public image that worked in his favor. Chachi was/is a child predator.