It’s so fun to have something genuinely enjoyable involving Michael Jordan.

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

slugger Matt Adams

Not only are the Cardinals in last place, but they’re winless in the month of April. Trash.

If you don't strike out 14 times you are not starting the season the right way.

Best strikeouts in baseball. So classy.

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

It’s Boston. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more.

Oh, that shouldn’t even be a question. Red Sox fans can make ANYTHING worse.

My favorite storyline for the year: Will David Ortiz’s farewell tour be as insufferable as Jeter’s, or will he manage to make it MORE insufferable?

countertaek: Rudy is a story about if a white guy whines enough about how he really, really wants to do something a bunch of black guys are more qualified to do, other white guys will give him the job.

Young FDR more attractive than Ryan Gosling, IMO.

Kendall Jenner is totally smooching Lakers guard Jordan Clarkson

I would say Kendall is actually top tier Kardashian. She might even be a little over the Kardashians. She has a legit modeling career that isn’t just based on her famous family.

Thanks for the extra revenue, tho! It’ll help all the more when the Hogan verdict is reduced to pennies or overturned with prejudice!

Parent-Normal Activity.

Can we all agree that while golf is utter shit, and people who actually spend 6 hours a day watching people whack a ball are crazy, but how awesome are golf carts? They are the tops!

I haven’t been anti-player. This is a unique and ridiculous situation for a professional team to have—which falls in like with what this site would cover—and I’ve expressed that without taking a side.