I agree, but Rafters feels a bit too close to Bleacher Report, and Curve like a women’s fitness blog.

His brother, a professor at Cal, had no comment and swiftly flew away from the swarm of reporters.

White Black Grantland.

The Pretensions

Somebody needs to teach that kid that you stick with the babe that’s holding you, not the babe you wish were holding you.

I just got the “LUNCH” joke from Look Who’s Talking thanks to that baby.

One of my friend’s kids was there. He made it onto Instagram:

Always baby highlight toothers.

That baby traveled.

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

Announcer: “Don’ goo anywar near John Hughes cos you mat ennup gettin’ a cuff arounda lockle. Which he gah.”

Abstractly, we’ve known all along that Pokémon fight each other, but its typically rendered in a cartoonish way. When a Pokémon faints in the main series, I process it as “oh, my health bar has depleted” rather than “oh shit, my Pokémon is actually hurt.”

Anybody who use to watch G4TV back in the glory days of G4 should remember this guy from Arena, him and Kevin Pereira were the hosts, I loved watching Arena as well as pretty much every other G4 series back then. Childhood :(. R.I.P. Lee

“It could be worse, kid. You could pitch for the Cubs.”

That’s so Ravin.

Thanks. I pretty much considered it all worth it when I ranked Slim Jim flavors a few years ago, all just icing on the cake now

Finally, a review of my favorite sandwich.

Shit, forgot Canseco was Cuban. I thought he was just a crazy asshole.

Sadly, the suggestion to buy a Ferrari was lost in translation

It’s none of my business who he sleeps with. Although I bet Matthew Broderick is pretty upset.