Ah, yes, the ‘botox sheen’. I see it all the time in my neck of the woods.

Now you’ve thrown hyperbolism into the mix!

At least it won’t kill off a succession of dogs like that movie my Mom just forced me to see with her.

Kate Gosselin is a piece of crap.

It’s depressing that you have any children at all.

What the fuck? He’s telling a very relevant story. Get out of here.

He didn’t commit suicide. He committed manslaughter.

What a worthless piece of shit. He couldn’t stick his head in an oven?

I think she’ll pop out a kid or two right away before the royal novelty wears off & then scram from the marriage in her early 40's & hightail it back to the states, but I’m a hard-hearted cynical bitch with scant romantic leanings. I foresee a complicated divorce if kids are involved.

I hope Harry and his future first wife have a very nice wedding.

How’s her marriage doing?

I’m right there with you, little girl.

I had a crush on him during “The Fly” era, but that lip-licking thing and excessive gesticulating he does in all of his roles is tiresome. I used to think he did that to develop a specific personality for Brundlefly, but no.

And the prevalence of the HUGE age difference between so many celebrity men & their wives/significant others is a recent phenom.

I find this SO perplexing. I thought his goose was cooked years ago, but far from it.

That occurred to me in 1973 when I was eight years old.

My god, that poor woman.

I feel this way about Charlie Sheen. Not only is he a crinkled and grizzled Gramps, but in pictures of him taken in the last 10 years he almost looks elderly. Until recently I thought he was older than I and was shocked to discover I have almost 18 months on him. So much for tiger blood.

I just have a bad feeling that Dr. puddingpop will be acquitted.

I hope to god they’re not debating whether Dr Huxstable could rape many women.

Demi Moore is full of shit.