Like the fine print on a loan application, so too goes this article - unread.

I don't have any delinquent debt, so when someone called my cell phone asking for my social security number, instant red flag, and I proceeded to mess with them a bit before hanging up and reporting the number to the do not call complaint website.

Also do NOT answer or admit to any Debt collection attempts that are insanely old. They are not legitimate and if you do admit to them or even respond in any way they become legit again and the timer is reset.

Almost all credit card agreements have this or similar verbiage:

That's brilliant! Now if I can be sure to never get laid off, incur some massive medical debt, or have my identity stolen, I'll be golden...

It would be difficult for this comment to be any more smarmy or self-righteous. Must be hard to see all the little people from up on top of that high horse.

Well, I'm guessing that the employees weren't given a choice as to whether they wanted to work those days or not and they aren't being given sufficient extra pay (if any at all) to work those hours. I wouldn't have a problem with it if there were enough employees willing to work those hours for the extra money and…

OMG that was our rule too..... One time I sat at the table with Liver and Onions for 12 hours. It was a test of my resolve. Mother won. I will bring it up looking at nursing home brochures.

For real. If you're eating old diapers and paprika garnished with a Kraft single you should just have several of the seats at the back of the bus.

When I was five, I was able to get a lifetime ban on feeding me fishsticks instituted. All it took was wrapping up my uneaten fishsticks in a napkin and hiding them in a suitcase in the back of my parents' closet.

As a Pratchett fan, you will appreciate that most of these items look like they would be sold by C.M.O.T. Dibbler.

Of course the names have been changed.

Seriously Christians, if he's so important to you, why do you keep misplacing him and asking the rest of us if we've found him?

Real question here: Are white Americans automatically assumed to be Christians as a default?

I live in Colorado (though I hail from England), and I wasn't surprised that two of the Jesus stories were based here. I have some good 'crazy Christian' stories, my best one was from when I worked for a retailer for a time here (in a suburb of Denver) as a cashier at a retail clothing chain.

I had a woman come…

When I worked in a hotel, the most beloved guests were none other than the Jehovah's Witnesses. They would come twice a year for their big conferences and they never liked to spend much money on the rooms, but they would tip SO well ($20 for a couple of free drinks) and they cleaned up after themselves. In the 3…

While working in a bookstore, I once caught a customer going through the romance section, turning any faced out books backward. When I stopped her, she began to berate me for allowing pornography and sex books to be facing out for any young person to see. I calmly explained that it was corporate policy and they…

I am always super grateful to customers who save me from crazy/mean/bewildering people.

Back when I was working at the movie theater I had something like this happen. A man came up to buy a ticket to some new indie documentary and asked me if I knew what it was about. I hadn't had a chance to look at the description and when I told him he replied it was about evolution. I said that sounded cool, and that…

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