Seeing as someone’s already getting niggly about “cross-contamination”* between regular & gluten-free bread in the fucking toaster, I have a feeling that you’re right, god help us all.

That sounds right. And hey, if you’re ever visiting Melbourne, Australia, it’s a date. ;)

For toast? Oh come on. For nuts or shellfish, or anything else that can result in anaphylactic shock, sure, for Celiac? - FUCK NO.

Right? Where’s the damn eyeball?

As a long time BJ recipient, gulping is very much not a bad thing, & teeth are the only thing that can ruin one.

I’m betting that he’d already coked up the $20 before he’d even arrived.

Re: 2) this was my thinking on that one:

Oh yes?

As long as the teeth don’t make contact, it’s all good.

Oh c’mon, HOW?!?

Not a food story, but I once had a client with a user whose PC (which I was supporting for my employer) kept crashing on her. I eventually realised that it was because she had it & a fan heater on the same power strip under her desk.

Okay, this week, I literally can’t think of a single story that could possibly be Pinkham’ed. The universe being as it is, however, I have no doubt that some asshole will surprise me anyway.

That said, she must give one hell of a blowjob.

This one’s for you, Clark, & your creepy survivalist pizza customer:

I’ll add my summary after I’ve actually read the damn stories myself. ;)

“Thee, not thine”

[Optional tipping place] “Do I tip?”

I’m not seeing the downside to this.

“I wonder if they won’t just skip on the entire bill when they feel slighted.”

Yeah, that’s a fair point. But at least you can wave it in front of their stupid faces if it’s printed on the damn menu.