Please, PLEASE don’t judge us by our TV!

It was still sold here when I was a teen. You aren’t missing anything; it just tastes like shitty cheap beer.

Hey! I’m a Melbourne boy, & I generally find the service here is mostly pretty good, albeit not in an obsequious way, as it is in some countries.

“Sounds right up Shane Warne’s alley.”

Or whisky?

Tim Minchin is married, & I have no idea what John Safran’s deal is, but I can’t imagine him doing that either. Basically, neither of them are really that kind of Aussie.

Correct. The standard sides are chips or vegetables. And for the love of all that is good & true in the world, please don’t assume that Outback Steakhouse is in any way authentic.

From now through to about April is the ideal time of year for outdoor sex in Oz.

I haven’t done that exact thing, but I’ve done a few things like it, including fucking in public in a wildlife park, & another time fucking in an abandoned railway cutting that turned out - halfway through - to be the favourite parking spot for the sports bar across the street.

Australians do not drinks Fosters!

“Right. Well, I can fix this, no problem.”

No, you’re just appealing to mindless nationalism, which isn’t any prettier from an American than it is from a Russian or a Chinese person.

This seems 100% legit, & not in any way fabricated.

I’m not freaking out, just disappointed that he gets no love from Gawker et al.

Because it’s talking about someone who’d make a great president because they’re not beholden to Big Money.

Eesh.

Pfft. Now you’re just being a pedantic dick. I’ll restate my claim to be “majority of American bars” & leave it at that.

Bernie seems to have caught up with Hillary.

No mention of Bernie fucking Sanders in this article? Other than Elizabeth Warren, he’s the only decent presidential candidate, & he’s actually running, FFS! And because he refuses to take lobbyist money, he’s not putting out ads, or getting any coverage from the MSM.

Wow. This response is just perfect. I plan to save this for future use. :)