“I used to love garlic, ever since I’m pregnant it disgusts me.”
Frank Underboob
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Yeah, some of the stories do sound suspiciously like the kind of things that churchy people email each other.
Swallowing some seeds when you’re dying might do the trick.
LOL. It just occurred to me that I didn’t mention that it was basically a soap opera, not a true story.
I’ve added you on Twitter.
I don’t think the guy on Twitter has ever heard of me, I expect it’s just a case of two people coming up with the same cute name.
If you’re talking about the guy calling himself “Frank Underboob” on Twitter, that’s not me, & I had no idea that anyone else had come up with this same handle. :( I do have a Twitter account, but it doesn’t look anything like my Kinja account. If that’s not the Twitter account you mean, maybe message it with your…
It sounds amazing!
“With notes from ‘the Smutler’”
It’s a shame that Kinja doesn’t have a messaging thingy, so I can’t confirm or deny that.
That actually sounds pretty good to me.
No, it’s some idiot kid who I mocked yesterday, & is now following me around on Kinja. He’s created Kinja accounts that’re only one letter different from mine to cause confusion. Just flag anything you see by ‘Frank Underbob’, ‘Frank Underbooob’ or ‘Imperiator’.
“but kazoos for evil children is now a running joke.”
“not that you should ever fuck with cooks at all, but it’s an especially stupid idea when they make your staff meal every goddamn day.”
Give it a try with pieces of roast pumpkin or potato.
I thought all figs had wasp larva in them?
“your husband is the most popular visitor to stall number three”
“I’ve found that more so than punching them in the face, being condescendingly helpful or happily ignoring is way more frustrating to them and awesome for you...”
“I read that title as “Taming the Racoon” (I blame the Skyline Chili thread), which sounds like an even more awesome book.”