The best answer to “Are you gay” or “are you a fag” is ALWAYS yes.

The fish & loaves will be way fresher?

WTF? Coke has caffeine in it, just like coffee.

“their spouse turned to them with a gleam in their eye and said “You know what would really spice up our trips to restaurants?””

Both.

“I kid you not, they stood there praying and doing nothing else.”

So... carob.

“God helps those who help themselves.”

“No” the lead man of the group said “We will pray.” Then the four of them stood there, NOT CALLING 911 and NOT HELPING IN ANY WAY other than to pray. ALL FOUR OF THEM.

I definitely felt like strangling her. :/

Do it! You’ll never run short of material.

“If instead what you are saying is that all crawfish are a different species from all crayfish, you are just incredibly wrong.”

Poor little boy. It’s not feminism’s fault that women laugh at your tiny pee-pee.

You’re precious, honey.

Cry moar, little boy.

Speaking as a man, so do I, because these assholes poison the well for men who wish to do something about our cultural problems that genuinely do harm men.

When I repost stories like these, I always headline them: “Today’s Responsible Gun Owner”.

“This story is brought to us by Texas, because of course it is.”

They’re a different species. You were playing the pedantic asshole card with me (“This is not correct. Different names for the same creature.”), so I simply gave you a dose of your own medicine. The lesson here is that if you’re going to play the pedant card, you need to be better at it than the person you’re playing…