Ha, yeah...I think people were interpreting that as me saying that the substance of his argument/logic was right, rather than his presentation. Probably, many of the same people already criticize CNN for being “news theater” instead of actual news anyway. Sure, hold them to a high standard, but this is par for the…

Trump is fine with declaring war on pro-choice since he’s probably done having to pay for abortions with the women he gets pregnant during his extra marital affairs.

It if they had called it a chapel it’d be fine, yeah? “Here’s a quiet place weirdos can worry about whether they touch themselves too much.” “Oh nooo! Sharia law has taken over!”

The new rule that you can’t walk around the building with your pants unzipped and your dick swinging around is going to be especially tough for Sean Hannity to follow.

Jesus christ he is a fucking moron. We are ruled by a moron.

Jesus christ he is a fucking moron. We are ruled by a moron.

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.

Holy shit

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

A deuce is a deuce

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

Well since you mentioned it, I gotta post it, quite possibly my favorite scene in Lost in Translation:

So you haven’t played it since 2012.

Yes. Yes people want this.

Sounds like where I grew up. The reason I’m poor and unemployed is because all these other people/groups are holding me down. The reason that black person is poor and unemployed is because they’re too lazy to use the bootstraps god gave them.

Every time I see a pic of Pence looking at Trump, the word balloon is:

The body, having literally birthed a child, needs time to bounce back. Wong is upfront about things like having a nanny and says her ability to maintain a work-life balance is because of this—just one fact of life she wishes more famous mothers were frank about. “It’s unfair to the hard-core stay-at-home moms to…