I can’t help but feel this is the dumbest story I’ve read about all week.

he returns to himself and to his room where a naked young man basks in Lenny’s excitement

My favourite part was when his conductor's baton is ruined because some friends used it as a pool cue.

I found a knowledgeable car salesperson. He loves cars, he loves the brand he sells for, he knows most of the specs off the top of his head, for every year they have on the lot.

This. I thought that immediately once I heard the statement:

I wonder how the rural-vs-urban split affects this.

“30 percent of dealers would not offer an EV even if one was available”

Car dealerships are full of an eclectic mix of people from all walks of life, the majority of which are simply most interested in getting a paycheck with as little resistance as possible, and with as little effort as possible.

“I felt like I knew more than they did,” Richards said.

Longest I’ve been there was 4 nights. Flew in, two-day conference plus a golf outing and dinner at the end. I have never been more ready to get out of anywhere.

When David Foxx reached out to Jalopnik, he was on his 10th day of a 19-day vacation

I’ve spent the past week in Ireland and I’m pretty sure you stole that map from one of their textbooks.

Owning a car that actually does appreciate...it’s so nice.

Looks like someone used the European map of the US. 

They no longer believe that they are there to serve the people. They are kings (in their own minds), dispensing wise words from high on their mountain, content to set the plebes scurrying while suffering none of the consequences of their decisions thanks to their rich benefactors.

Listen, it’s okay that people who have a verifiable track record of abusing partners have access to weapons that make it easier to abuse them even more, because people in the 18th Century totally thought that domestic abuse was a thing. Totally!

To be fair though, if Ford had came up with this design, they would have been put out of business within a week. All the Henry’s in the world would be rolling in their graves, and if they’re still alive, they’ll die, then start rolling in their graves. I am curious to see how this whole thing plays out, cause I saw a…

I think it’s fair to point out how poorly designed/built the Cybertruck is.