Reality doesn’t sway morons.

If outstanding citizens like Jenna Jameson and Jenny McCarthy are saying it, it must be true.

This thing is pure “I wish I could afford an Aston Martin” Imagine how embarrassing it would be if a real Aston pulled up along side of you while driving this.

That’s the country version of this:

How are the build quality on these things?  Jaguars have a shit track record when it comes to quality control

Just say no had a huge impact for comedians.

The point is to get everyone to vote out politicians who continue to deny climate change is real and refuses to pass meaningful regulations to stop it. I mean Trump and the GOP are reversing EPA laws.

I didn’t know you tipped your tattoo artist. What if you get a piece worth a couple of grand? No, I don’t have any tattoos.

Secret cow level activated!

What is it about Conservatives and their love of rape and rapists?  We have gone pass red vs blue, it’s literally good vs evil at this point.

They really captured the era in that picture. 

My daughter mentioned that I’m one of the few people who use punctuation. I thought that was weird.

I love Bigly Bold, that has my vote.

Every conservative, no matter how they start out, literally have to sell their soul to the devil sooner or later.  There are no “moderate” republicans.  They are all extremists and are all dangerous.

Maybe she should stop talking.  She’s just an ok actress and not a box office draw.  She’s skating on thin ice.

It’s a short easy way to say, I read and acknowledge your text. What nut thinks would see OK or K and think “how rude”?

USPS is the absolute worse.  When I lived in an apt building in Queens NY, the guy would arrive in the afternoon and put up a bunch of stickers saying he tried to deliver, when obviously he didn’t try at all. 

I would like to believe there aren’t enough Americans that would support her. I’d like to believe all Americans are better than that, but what I’ve witnessed the last three years, I’m not so sure anymore.

Patrick Star is real???

If my family member was taken away by a Svengali like R. Kelly, I’d forgive her no matter how much she lashed out at me.