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Who would have thought he could be neck and neck with Clinton. Its unreal. Trumps success is more of an indictment on how unpopular/distrusted Clinton is than anything else. Dems could put a warm turd on the ticket besides Clinton and be dominating this ass-clown. Best case scenario, that will never happen, would be

Very disrespectful to the military.

It’s the hot new “thing,” and it is indeed insane.

MLK has been turned into a Magical Negro and Rosa Parks into a tired old grandma.

And yet the Clemson grad on our trading desk STILL can’t get a simple coffee order right!

Sigh... I know I’m going to wear this quote out, but it’s so damn good, and so damn relevant to this whole situation.

No, they’re doing it because they’re communist Muslim terrorists in disguise. Ain't it obveeus, dipstick?

Go home Chris Kluwe, you're drunk.

Randy Moss was in Parliament / Funkadelic?

The blowback in the Breitbart commentariat against the NFL in general (ostensibly for Roger Goodell not bring down an iron fist on dissenters) for this has been swift and mouth-breathing. Many are threatening to leave football fandom all together.

Helmet shouldn’t have been an issue

Okay, Bruce.

“WHO CARES?!!?11?” -Somebody who absolutely cares

Look at those service men and women kinda bending their knees during the anthem! Fuck them for disrespecting themselves!

A dubstep violinist...smh

Hey, can we clear something up? These players are NOT “protesting the anthem” — they are staging a protest DURING the anthem. These things are wildly different. And if people can't see the difference, then they're fucking stupid.

This makes me wish that Payton Manning would do the same thing right now, so he would no longer pop up on my TV screen every 30 goddamn seconds pitching insurance or Buicks or historically shitty pizza.

It’s extremely Brownsian that they can’t even be the best at losing

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

There really should be nothing to it. After all, the NCAA takes wins away from programs retroactively when they’re penalized for recruiting and other violations, so in this case, when changing the outcome is so simple, I can’t imagine why they aren’t doing that.