Nah, man. When “speaking your mind” is spreading falsehoods that put other, innocent people in danger, you can fuck right off. And I’m fine with any employer doing the same to his or her employer.

Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.

And he’ll probably beat it. Here in good old Louisiana we have a very generous law written back when carjacking was a bigger deal. It allows you to shoot anyone trying to take your car. He can claim that he was in fear of being carjacked. And since the charges were dropped in his other road rage incident a decade ago,…

You can stop campaigning, Governor Johnson.

See normally I would have just ignored this. Today I am going to bless you and bring you out of the grays. Feels good. Cathartic.

God, really fucking sick of this, “um, actually it will be fine” shit.

God save us from President Pence.

Strap in man. American politics are going to get worse. You think your racist Tea Party uncle is gonna chill the fuck out after Clinton wins? Or do you think he’s gonna shit blood and scream his fucking head off until 2020?

Balls

Zeitgeist is a movie for tinfoil hat wearing quacks.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

he can’t read yet

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

You’re wrong. Next!

It’s not anti-semitic because you don’t like it. You are the problem when you are branding anything which express solidarity with Palestine and opposition to Israel as antisemitism, when it’s not.

It’s blatantly not antisemitic, don’t be a bigot man.

Many in Ireland have long supported Palestine due to the parallels the Irish saw between their own fight against Britain and the Palestinian fight against Israel. Many Irish Republicans adopted the Palestinian flag to show their solidarity with Palestine. In response, many Loyalists adopted Israel’s flag (which is…

Oh calm down Francis, this is Deadspin! Making fun of the Cardinals’ racist and haughty fans is not only fun and easy, but it’s pretty much the Way of the Romans around here.

It is Ayn Rand’s utopia. You will ride Dan Gilbert’s train to work for Dan Gilbert in a building owned by Dan Gilbert. You will then go for beers after work at Gilbert’s bar on the corner in Gilbertville which collects sales tax for Dan Gilbert instead of the government. Then you make sure to go to the local Quicken…