Nah, man. When “speaking your mind” is spreading falsehoods that put other, innocent people in danger, you can fuck right off. And I’m fine with any employer doing the same to his or her employer.

Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.

Apparently Trump holds no financial interest in Boeing.

Also, “urban” is in the name, and as Donald Trump has let us know, black people live in urban areas, and Ben Carson is black. Therefore, he must know about urban things! I’m about 90% sure that was actually Trump’s line of thinking....

I would love to see The Donald on a Southwest flight with the plebes. He would be that asshole that hogs both arm rests, and that doesn’t want to raise his seat before takeoff. Probably tweeting angrily about all the flight attendants, “Stewardess is a two and I’m being generous. Had the nerve to tell me how to sit in…

And any aspect of the position that enriches himself or his business empire. Altruism is not a trait that narcissists possess.

The title. He just wants the title.

The President should fly Southwest.

And he’ll probably beat it. Here in good old Louisiana we have a very generous law written back when carjacking was a bigger deal. It allows you to shoot anyone trying to take your car. He can claim that he was in fear of being carjacked. And since the charges were dropped in his other road rage incident a decade ago,…

You can stop campaigning, Governor Johnson.

See normally I would have just ignored this. Today I am going to bless you and bring you out of the grays. Feels good. Cathartic.

God, really fucking sick of this, “um, actually it will be fine” shit.

Most scientists, technologists, and artists are liberal. If you don’t like it, go buy another Ted Nugent album.

Boo hoo. Does somebody need a safe space?

Because cybersecurity - and laws that stem from those efforts that affect technology, like SOPA and PIPA - aren’t tech news? Please. If you want to read tech reviews, CNET is over there waiting for you like a melted vanilla ice cream.

God save us from President Pence.

Strap in man. American politics are going to get worse. You think your racist Tea Party uncle is gonna chill the fuck out after Clinton wins? Or do you think he’s gonna shit blood and scream his fucking head off until 2020?

Balls

Zeitgeist is a movie for tinfoil hat wearing quacks.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.