Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

Well, obviously she has Parkinson’s, dementia, a concussion, ebola, Zika and the vapors, as opposed to Donald Trump, who is so ASTOUNDINGLY, SHOCKINGLY HEALTHY that he’s starting to grow redundant organs.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week

#1: Agreed the national anthem shouldn’t play before games. However, if we were to stop playing it because of the protests, rather than address the protests, that would be an act of absolute craven cowardice. I didn’t suspect Americans were so timid that they can’t even allow someone to criticize their country without…

On military bases they absolutely do play the anthem before movies at the theaters. And everybody is expected to stand at attention facing the flag on the screen.

Pretty sure Tomi Lahren is a horcrux containing a portion of Phyllis Schlafly’s soul.

To be fair, what else is he going to do other than swim? Could he coach swimming? Its not like he could even make money on the professional speaking circuit. His best bet is to probably run a bar in Cocoa Beach or Panama City. (And eventually end up on Bar Rescue.)

You’re looking at this all wrong. OBJ not only lives an amazing life, he lives one where Lena doesn’t even register. This guy really does have it all.

I hate it when I loose control

I would disagree with you. The hijab is not, depending on whose interpretation of the Qu’ran you agree with, a mandatory part of the Islamic religion. The rise of Saudi Wahhabism and the shifting cultural strata of many middle eastern countries in the late 20th century has made the form of Islam is which certain…

I would posit that there was no question asked - since Whitlock’s “question” came first and was followed by a paragraph of bullshit, one could assume that the “question” was rhetorical. Thus the reporter was free to ask an actual question.

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

I c an live with the anthem if we can just get baseball teams to stop with fucking “God Bless America”

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

GenX will be better by our standards, I guess. But by the time they take over, there will be a whole new crop of youngsters to complain about old people. “My dad refuses to watch a live-stream of my prostate exam, he’s such a prude.”

As a middle-aged Gen-Xer myself, I largely agree with you. Granted, there are still a bunch of regressive asshats in my age group, bt I like to think we’re better at not being shitty human beings than my parents and grandparent’s generations.

What a fucking reductionist argument: unless you are being actively oppressed, you can not complain about oppression. I’m as white as white gets and I have the right and obligation to protest when I see injustice, even when that injustice is directed against others. Finebaum’s logic is why the Nazi’s got away with the…

The fact that this shitface has a job doing what he does is proof that white people get an unfair advantage in this country.