The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

“Really?  That’s the biggest scarf you sell?! Have you checked the back?  Fine. Ring it up.”

ESPN reported that the 37-year-old didn’t want the surgery, but it’ll be the doctors’ decision to make. 

It’s small moments like this that make me want to believe karma is a real thing. But then I remember that this fat piece of shit has played 15 relatively injury free (plus/minus an out of season motorcycle injury) seasons and then I don’t believe anymore...

Cheek implants, neck implants, forehead implants, lip injections, chin implants.  I’d say at least a 20% growth trend potentially.

“37-year-old didn’t want the surgery, but it’ll be the doctors’ decision to make.”

Jokes aside, football was the only thing keeping the women of Shittburgh even remotely safe. Here’s hoping steak sandwiches can fill the gaps in Big Grey’s calendar. Hold your loved ones close tonight.

Brother I finally get to cheer for a team without a rapist at QB. This shitbag going down was my Super Bowl.

+1 Rapistberger

Steelers fan here:

Big Ben sucks and I'm excited to see what Maya Rudolph can do in a new role 

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

Wants to spend time raping his family.

Blessed be the time I can root for this team with a clear(er) conscience.

Big Ben with nothing to do must be a Steel-Town stripper nightmare.

Kotaku has previously reported on self-appointed boob police who trawl through Twitch’s directories searching for and reporting women they believe are violating Twitch’s terms of service.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

Actually, in few cases are the rules so complex that an expert is required in addition to just showing the replay so all fans can see what happened. When the first network trotted out the first rules expert, they only trotted him out when something complex happened. Now, they bring them out for every darn flag and…