“her blood alcohol content the next day was shown to be quite high: .238"
and
“how...did she manage to fall over a four-foot railing to her death”

This is going to be hard to believe, but drunk people do stupid things. She stood on top of the porch railing for some weird reason and took a header, landed on her face and…

I think she was just looking for a lot of good photo ops. I mean, thats the job of influencers... I think?

Does this cute Jesus not look like he could be from Jerusalem?  I don’t understand why we don’t like him or think he’s too white.

Have you been to Israel, Palestine and Jordan? Because the guy in the photo is pretty much exactly the skin tone of the people who originate from that region. Jesus wouldnt have been darker than that. Get over yourself, he wasn’t black. He was semitic.

do you have face blindness

Are Tunisians white now?

That’s light-skinned?

Does Netflix Jesus count as light skinned? I mean. What even is this article

Sorry to do this on your article, Barry, but I’m done here. Somebody @ me on Twitter when autoplay videos go away.

This is like Remembering A Guy in real time

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

“So THAT’S what an NFL offense looks like!”

It is a sport, like any sport, where there is risks and rewards. You could say the same thing of gymnastics,  did you see the girl who broke both legs on the floor exercise?, or football, or soccer, or ice skating, even cycling, diving, tennis. All sports, anything that involves physical activity can lead to injury or…

First of all, since the fuck when is an open door cause for 5-0 to be all up in yoiur house, peeping in and shooting from outside like they don’t have any goddamn sense?

His lawyers also claim that he did not throw her down the stairs—merely, he picked her up, tried to carry her out of the house , but slipped before reaching the stairs and caught her in his arms.

Right. So he, and you apparently, and completely infallible and correct and nothing else matters but what you say?

That’s one of the craziest interceptions I’ve seen at a game, and I’ve had season tickets since ‘98.

Christ on a crutch, has there ever been a better example of white woman tears than this?  The entire courtroom stops so that the white woman WHO MURDERED A MAN can be comforted?  FUCK.

Zimmer is pure trash as a couch and human.

I’m not sure where all the love for Bridgewater comes from. His statistics were not that good. He needs to wear a glove to throw a ball. He’s a good backup but he has not proven to be a franchise quarterback. I think fans romanticize his potential because they are just that starved for a future at that position.