#hateanddarkness is indeed a much more badass hashtag

I feel like this article would land better if Jezebel hadn’t also posted an article yesterday night that kind of mocked her for this. Different writers, I know, but still feels a little inconsistent.

I thank the gods each and every day that there was no social media and barely any internet at all when I was this age. And also, I guess, that I was not and am not famous. I hope the kids turn out alright.

Can we leave this child alone and not take her down like Jezebel did with Anne Hathaway, Taylor Swift, and all the other woman this website has gone after for no apparent reason.

They should be well rested from their bye against Miami the prior week.

this offense will be a high-flying thrill-a-minute fun-fest until the Cowboys come to Foxboro and Belichick pitilessly disembowels it, like the K-Gun and Greatest Show on Turf and Sean McVay’s Marionette Show before it

You read one side of the story and you found it credible? Wut?

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

Not saying I would rob an 84 year-old, but I think you should be able to without bashing in their skull. 

They should follow it with the victim’s assertions that he’s been punished enough and they should drop the case.

“Roman Polanski’s Victim Samantha Geimer Makes Courthouse Plea for Director’s Freedom”:

This isn’t a gender identity topic.  What’s going on?

Where she says they “snaked out” of paying him.

A fine idea!

Eh. Someone already did this one in the last AB article. 3/10

Hey, that is funny.

They chose to void his guaranteed money after telling the press they’d kissed and made up with him.

“It’s moments like this when you wish cancel culture were real”

Moral of the Jez tagline (“It’s moments like this when you wish cancel culture were real.”): cancel culture can be every bit as selective and hypocritical as the system that props up the monsters it claims to be calling out.