I kind of thought most people felt like that, though. I mean, don’t they? Am I the only one walking around feeling like a total alien, but trying hard to maintain the cheerful façade that I’m completely, completely, completely normal and oh my god I am Ford Prefect and you all need to move away from me as soon as you…

I ate entire packages of double stuffed oreos as a child (and maybe yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that), how am I not selling my body on the street corner for some of that sweet, delicious oreo creme?

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

I know this is naive of me but it just boggles the mind that these 10 adult men spent time “orchestrating” the shooting of a 14 year old girl without having some sort of crisis of conscience. I really hope they spend a lot of the next 25 years thinking on what that says about who they are.

Oh god, I was just trying to write something about that. Every time that commercial came on I was like “Maybe I’m off base, but this feels like an inappropriate song to use.”

They ran a promo for this during the Bruce Jenner interview and the background music was “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger” by Kelly Clarkson, which was an absolutely terrible music choice, IMO.

Females are strong as hell!

“...later, she watched her mother appear on the Montell Williams show, only to have psychic Sylvia Brown tell her that her daughter was dead. Berry’s mother died before she was able to escape.”

They alive, damn it!

I have found that the more intelligent the man, the less threatened they are by a smart woman. This also explains the Republican party.

I can understand being frustrated and fed up by drunk and disorderly people. However, aren’t officer trained in proportionate response? Police officers aren’t tasked with exacting justice (or retribution) their job is to maintain order and put under arrest those who are reasonably believed to have committed crimes so…

Well, in the cop’s defense, Megan can be such a total C word, when she’s wasted. Srsly.

A man who reads Jez, I'm probably not a typical representative of my gender, but I love being married to a strong, independent woman who happens to make more money than me.

“For them, a wife is a reflection ON you, while a daughter is an extension OF you.”

What’s the point of procreation if a man can’t see the fruit of his loins outwit Mom in a game of chess one day?

When I was younger (in college), I used to insist that men did not want a smart woman. Now that I'm 32 I think it's more likely that smart women won't have the average man, so they take what they can get.

Nope.

Calm down, though,

Brad Pitt, according to a source, “enjoys smoking post...

You’re doing it, Bobby!