“And don’t forget the work I do in Haiti.”

I doubt the footage is genuine but I also suspect all Christian Brothers Schools are haunted given the abuses that happened in them.

You would think for $10M there’s got to be some poor schlub working at the IRS who can get the tax returns. Sure he’d be fired, but he gets $10M. Assuming they actually show anything other than the fact that trump is barely a millionaire let alone billionaire. And knowing the fragile ego of the orange baby, his terror…

Mike Pence probably won’t accidentally start a nuclear war with North Korea.

I always enjoyed the dark crystal / full house crossover episodes,

I mean, it’s called the fucking U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS! It’s not even a thing you had to have learned at any point that it’s part of the U.S., it’s right there in the name.

Trump and the President of the Virgin Islands got along so well, they spent the day together:

Bullshit. Obama would never be classless enough to do shit like this. trump is a fucking disgrace. He’s America’s swampy grundle.

But they won’t be cooked by Bob.

Fictional food: One of Bob’s burgers of the day. The through line of the show is that, in spite the restaurant always being on the brink of failure, the burgers are incredible. They have exquisite mouthfeel. Yeah, burgers are everywhere, and good burgers aren’t hard to find, but I just love sitting down to an…

Yes, having a pregnant/lactation fetish is weird. Argue with me all you want about not judging people for what they crank off to, but it’s just god damn weird. That’s a god damn baby in that woman, and you’re INTO IT. And that’s the baby’s milk, not your milk, get your mouth off those udders. Keep it to cows.

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

Ever open a craft box and get that old crayon whiff? That’s deeply under-appreciated as bad smells go.

Lydia looks like a walking Snapchat filter.

A child should be wanted and not treated as some kind of punishment for carnal sin.

They don't need it. They can cut the kid off and throw them out of the house, emotionally manipulate and threaten them, and pretty much punish the kid however they want. Can you imagine being a scared pregnant girl who's boyfriend just died and your parents threaten to throw you out and stop loving you if you have an…

That's how the undermining starts. Deny her her inner world, deny her agency, deny her humanity. Then get her to deny those things for herself.

Loving someone with narcissistic personality disorder is so fucking hard.

"I don't believe in killing" outright. I prefer a lifetime of undermining another's psyche.

Also: some not-so-brown people are actually brown people in disguise. Please be aware of this. They send us out to find out who says shitty racist stuff when we're not around.