She is my new hero. She’s holding a mirror to the absurdity of bills like SB4 and addressing gun violence and saying Fuck You in a very creative and non-combative way. I love this lady.

...after my own heart.

The best sex I ever had (like gushy, wtf -was-I-even-doing-before-this kind of sex) was with a dude whose dick literally put me in the hospital for the same thing. That pain was unreal.

Aaahh I knew I shouldn't have clicked.

Did he take several shots then stand in front of the mirror scrolling through his camera roll to select the one that was juuust right? Did he need to take a few more before he was satisfied? Post it for the world to behold as he padded softly down the stairs in his stockinged feet to pour himself a bowl of cereal? Get…

For half a second I wondered if he was just fucking with them with a list like that. But no, I think even with all the contradictions, that’s what Kanye’s *vision* was and damnit those kids should be grateful and perform/not perform just as he desires/warns against!

Thank you! I was thinking about the double shifts I used to pull at a restaurant and all the other millions of people who spend their whole workdays on their feet. When I read 1.5 hours I was very confused.

Best line in the piece.

You nailed exactly the scene I pictured when I saw this list. From the intense focus to the stabby keyboard motions to getting each critical piece of direction *just right* and the self-satisfaction and self-congratulation washing over him.

I get that it’s meant to be sexy or impressive or whatever but ultimately a middle-ish aged man standing in front of a mirror in his underpants and socks, holding his own dick just reads as depressing to me. That is a melancholy moment. Excessive hashtags make this seem sadder.

best dad ever.

I just posted this up thread! But apparently it's warranted again. Plus it makes me laugh/cry on the inside.

This so many times. And he was so in his feelings about her questioning that he just couldn’t help himself but add that nail-in-coffin line. In the video he responds to her last question with “that’s it” and she doesn't follow up with another. He's walking away but juuust couldn't do it. Actually turned around to…

It is awesome! I was a volunteer coordinator in Mississippi for a year after Katrina. We had lots of universities, church groups, etc. swing through but nothing got the job done and lifted spirits like actual professionals in necessary trades. Roofers, electricians, drywallers, painters- all over the country and all…

My brother had a dream like this about my son shortly after he was born! Weird how universal dreams are.

I recently put my almost 6-year old onto this movie! He loves it as much as I did/do.

I had one of the most vivid, disturbing dreams in my life while pregnant. It was part Eraserhead, part Dateline Mystery. I get goosebumps every time I think about it.

I know I’m starring this comment verrry late but just came across it/this article and it made me laugh so very hard. Thx.

And he didn't drop it during his fall either! That beer is upright despite his sprawled body and exposed belly.